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[at some point on friday, sora's still wandering around and seems to be investigating the inn itself. there's plenty to explore around town but he seems to be checking out the nameplates outside of each door. so. that sure is what he's doing outside of kano's door, and unfortunately he's leaning a little too close and might accidentally slap a hand against the door. kano can either hear the noise or he can come upstairs and see sora being a weirdo, ori, it's dealer's choice let's go.]
[ The door gets flung open, a bloody disembodied arm slaps Sora in the face, and the door slams shut again.
I'm going to do this to any person who ever tries to get near Kano's door and maybe someday they will learn. ]
I'm going to do this to any person who ever tries to get near Kano's door and maybe someday they will learn. ]
[WHY. there's a yelp as the arm slaps him in the face and he dodges from having it touch any other part of him, but that does not deter him? instead he's now purposefully knocking on the door.]
Hey! What was that for?!
Hey! What was that for?!
Hm? Oh. Hm.
[ There's some shuffling on the other side of the door, but it does not open. ]
It's, like, a welcome gift? Old family custom, or something like that~ Here, you gotta throw it back now! Return the greeting!
[ The door does not open, though. ]
[ There's some shuffling on the other side of the door, but it does not open. ]
It's, like, a welcome gift? Old family custom, or something like that~ Here, you gotta throw it back now! Return the greeting!
[ The door does not open, though. ]
Huh? [the worst part is he can't even say that's bullshit because hey, maybe it is in some worlds? so kano keeps the door shut and sora's giving this arm the most doubtful look of all time.] But how can I throw it back and return the greeting if the door's still shut?
You just sorta, like, throw it back? What's the door matter?
[ Throw it... at the door... ]
[ Throw it... at the door... ]
...okay. [this is so. where did the arm even come from. WHATEVER he has gloves so this is slightly less gross. it means he picks up the dismembered arm, looks at the door, and throws it against said-door so the hand slaps it.]
How's that?
How's that?
[ That's a real wet slap and Kano cringes from the other side of the door, fixing his face before he finally cracks the door open to peer outside at Sora. ]
...haha, you actually did it... Gross~ But, ah, polite's polite, right? Here, I'll take this back—-
[ This is also gross, but he will drag the arm back inside his room so he can throw it at the next unsuspecting person. ]
...haha, you actually did it... Gross~ But, ah, polite's polite, right? Here, I'll take this back—-
[ This is also gross, but he will drag the arm back inside his room so he can throw it at the next unsuspecting person. ]
Not any grosser than you throwing it in the first place. [but he tilts his head now that the door's open. farewell, arm. that's someone else's problem now.] I'm Sora. And you must be....Kano?
[as per the doorplate.]
[as per the doorplate.]
Heh... Hm.
[ He has to poke his head out the door and peer at the name plate, a little frown working on his face before the usual grin slips back into place. ]
Yeah, I guess! Sure, go ahead and call me Kano~ You're making rounds saying hi to everybody or something? Wanna borrow my arm?
[ He has to poke his head out the door and peer at the name plate, a little frown working on his face before the usual grin slips back into place. ]
Yeah, I guess! Sure, go ahead and call me Kano~ You're making rounds saying hi to everybody or something? Wanna borrow my arm?
No, I think I'm okay without it. [please keep your arm sir. also hm. what a weird way to react to your name? but haha, okay, he won't be the one to say anything about it.] I'm looking at the nameplates to see how many of us are here and what the rooms are called. It's more than I thought.
[ Suit yourself to your non-bloody customs ]
There's, like, a dozen rooms or whatever? Hey, which one's yours? We saw mine, so let's visit yours~
There's, like, a dozen rooms or whatever? Hey, which one's yours? We saw mine, so let's visit yours~
Something like that. [sora can't count, but he does turn around and point across the hall.] It's over there. I don't think Izumo's around either. [...oh!] Oh! But I wanted to ask you. Have you turned on your TV yet?
[this isn't a no to visiting his room, but he's just remembered something he was going to look into.]
[this isn't a no to visiting his room, but he's just remembered something he was going to look into.]
[ CAN SORA NOT COUNT you can say anything in brackets and I would believe you ]
Izumo, huh...? Hm? No, am I, like, missing some cool sentai show or something?
Izumo, huh...? Hm? No, am I, like, missing some cool sentai show or something?
[I wish I was shitposting but no donald absolutely mocks him for not knowing how to count and sora doesn't even disagree. I'm sure he can count he's just bad at it.]
Yeah. Have you met her yet? [he shakes his head.] I wish it was something like that. [whatever a sentai is.] But can we look? I want to see if you get the same channels we do.
Yeah. Have you met her yet? [he shakes his head.] I wish it was something like that. [whatever a sentai is.] But can we look? I want to see if you get the same channels we do.
[ He just smiles, because haha! Izumo. ]
Hmm, alright. But you gotta, like, pardon the mess, okay? I hadn't had time to clean, yet!
[ aka blood splatters all over the ground, bc that's what happens when you find arms in your room. ]
Hmm, alright. But you gotta, like, pardon the mess, okay? I hadn't had time to clean, yet!
[ aka blood splatters all over the ground, bc that's what happens when you find arms in your room. ]
[what are you doing to naru already oh my god. but sora nods in agreement.]
We just got here, but okay, sure. I get it. [and he'll start to enter the room if kano lets him.] Was that arm just waiting here for you?
We just got here, but okay, sure. I get it. [and he'll start to enter the room if kano lets him.] Was that arm just waiting here for you?
[ nothing, it's fine
Kano lets him in the room, carefully side stepping the blood on the ground and making sure neither of them touch the bedsheets because blood is hell to get out of fabric and they're both covered in it. ]
Huh, well, I dunno! Super special present just for me? Aren't I lucky~ Anyways, you wanted to see the tellie?
Kano lets him in the room, carefully side stepping the blood on the ground and making sure neither of them touch the bedsheets because blood is hell to get out of fabric and they're both covered in it. ]
Huh, well, I dunno! Super special present just for me? Aren't I lucky~ Anyways, you wanted to see the tellie?
[he'll also carefully sidestep the blood as he approaches the tv.]
Lucky's a interesting word for it. [but that's good to know. once he's at the tv, he starts fiddling with it to turn it on.] When Izumo and I tried the TV in our room, there were only two channels on. It was a bunch of static, and a song. So we were wondering if it was the same for everybody else.
[according to the housing page it is but sora does not know that. and so he turns on the TV and the first thing to come on is whichever one you pick.]
Lucky's a interesting word for it. [but that's good to know. once he's at the tv, he starts fiddling with it to turn it on.] When Izumo and I tried the TV in our room, there were only two channels on. It was a bunch of static, and a song. So we were wondering if it was the same for everybody else.
[according to the housing page it is but sora does not know that. and so he turns on the TV and the first thing to come on is whichever one you pick.]
[ The song comes up, with the volume turned up to 100. ]
[WHY!!!]
Why is it so loud?! [he's quick to change the channel!! to. static. which is just as bad so never mind the TV goes off.] Guess that answers that.
[he glances back to kano.] Do you recognize that song at all?
Why is it so loud?! [he's quick to change the channel!! to. static. which is just as bad so never mind the TV goes off.] Guess that answers that.
[he glances back to kano.] Do you recognize that song at all?
Wait, why are you turning it off? What if there's more?
[ There could have been a third channel but noooo, eardrums are more important, apparently.
Kano hops forward to turn the tv back on, blast of static filling the room again. ]
[ There could have been a third channel but noooo, eardrums are more important, apparently.
Kano hops forward to turn the tv back on, blast of static filling the room again. ]
At least turn the volume down! [he's reaching forward to do it himself, jeez.] Check the channels and see what else is on.
[ Everything feels weirdly muffled after that roar of static is gone, but there's no mistaking the fact that there are only two channels, even as Kano rapidly cycles between the two of them so it's little blurts of kazoo with static background. ]
...Somebody didn't pay the cable bill.
[ He leaves the tv on at the song but the volume down to 1 so it's just a hum. ]
Isn't this song, like, you know. That one?
...Somebody didn't pay the cable bill.
[ He leaves the tv on at the song but the volume down to 1 so it's just a hum. ]
Isn't this song, like, you know. That one?
[he's watching the screen like he's expecting something to change but no. it's just static and kazoo.]
What one? I've never heard it before. [he is not from a real earth sir.]
What one? I've never heard it before. [he is not from a real earth sir.]
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