[This is said in an exasperated way, but not a, "PLEASE actually give it some thought" so much as "I can't believe I'm surprised yet again my now boyfriend has never used any braincells in his life" way.
Don't make fun of them.
He softly cracks his head against Kairi's when he whips his back so fast from the shock of what she says. He winces in the midst of the surprise.]
[see it was all well and good when they were just bullying riku, and he even makes a face when he's told to give it some thought and that it changes things just a little, but then kairi continues and he immediately blinks in surprise.
no??? that was not their fault? hello???]
That shouldn't even count because you left right after that! [that is such a stupid excuse, shut up sora.] Was that...that shouldn't count as our first one.
[so there? they deserve all of this bullying actually and kairi truly deserves better.]
[ WINCING WHEN RIKU CRACKS HIS HEAD ON HERS, WHAT THE HELL. but she's still so amused by both of them she's snickering while she rubs her jaw where it hit. it's fine. she forgives him for sucking.
both of them, she should say, considering. ]
You're both lucky you guys are cute when you're flustered. [ she's pointedly not answering sora, even though yes. of course it was not their first one. that was on the cheek, idiot. but it's funnier if she pretends it counts now. ] It's okay. We can have a do over now, if you want.
[ she expects neither of them to take the offer right away. she just loves bullying. ]
[He says this with a soft, but tight voice, like he's absolutely worried that means they have not had a first kiss, and so--
Well, what Kairi says is what he figured would happen really.] Do over...? [Oh no.
Kairi wants to KISS! FOR REAL. He's such a stupid boy. He knows Sora is just going to basically says YUP again and be down. Hold on, this is all so fast for him.]
[okay first of all, yeah, of course he would say yes immediately? but then he takes a few seconds to actually use a braincell and think about it, blinking in surprise before he looks at both of them again.]
But...how would we do a do over right now? [stupid. idiots. fools!! it's not even that it's fast, he's just now trying to figure out how to make it work for all three of them.] We want a do over, don't we?
[ absolutely surrounded by idiots, holy shit. they're so lucky she thinks it's funny and charming. riku looks like he is so stressed about the prospect and sora is trying to math emoji three people. it's amazing. she's going to make fun of them about this forever. ]
You guys do know what a kiss is, don't you? [ they do, of course, but at some point she has to take shots when they are this easy. ] Or do I have to explain how it works?
[ she says it teasingly and yet looks absolutely like she would explain to them how kissing works in a heart beat ]
Unfortunately, I am not any more help with this boy than Ty with Sora. Please someone help Kairi; she has the stupidest boyfriends on the planet.]
How do you think we would do a do-over right now, Sora?
[HE IS STUPID, BUT PLEASE. Maybe he's just extremely paranoid about how embarrassed he is about to be in .05 seconds when the two of them agree readily to start smooching each other.] Kairi. We know what a kiss is! [Well.] ...Well, I do.
[drapes blankets over anna. i would love to also drape blankets over the boys but solely to suffocate them for being idiots. sora makes a face at that call-out because shut up, it was just a suggestion? and now he's pouting a little.]
Shut up! [HE KNOWS WHAT A KISS IS.] Of course I do, and we can do a do-over...right now. I'm just saying it's not like we can all do it at the same time, right? So...
[...someone has to go first is his point. help him.]
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At least give it some thought, Sora...
[This is said in an exasperated way, but not a, "PLEASE actually give it some thought" so much as "I can't believe I'm surprised yet again my now boyfriend has never used any braincells in his life" way.
Don't make fun of them.
He softly cracks his head against Kairi's when he whips his back so fast from the shock of what she says. He winces in the midst of the surprise.]
What? We didn't... the first time...
[Please make fun of them.]
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no??? that was not their fault? hello???]
That shouldn't even count because you left right after that! [that is such a stupid excuse, shut up sora.] Was that...that shouldn't count as our first one.
[so there? they deserve all of this bullying actually and kairi truly deserves better.]
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both of them, she should say, considering. ]
You're both lucky you guys are cute when you're flustered. [ she's pointedly not answering sora, even though yes. of course it was not their first one. that was on the cheek, idiot. but it's funnier if she pretends it counts now. ] It's okay. We can have a do over now, if you want.
[ she expects neither of them to take the offer right away. she just loves bullying. ]
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[He says this with a soft, but tight voice, like he's absolutely worried that means they have not had a first kiss, and so--
Well, what Kairi says is what he figured would happen really.] Do over...? [Oh no.
Kairi wants to KISS! FOR REAL. He's such a stupid boy. He knows Sora is just going to basically says YUP again and be down. Hold on, this is all so fast for him.]
Right now?
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But...how would we do a do over right now? [stupid. idiots. fools!! it's not even that it's fast, he's just now trying to figure out how to make it work for all three of them.] We want a do over, don't we?
[riku back him up here!!! kairi help them!!!]
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You guys do know what a kiss is, don't you? [ they do, of course, but at some point she has to take shots when they are this easy. ] Or do I have to explain how it works?
[ she says it teasingly and yet looks absolutely like she would explain to them how kissing works in a heart beat ]
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Unfortunately, I am not any more help with this boy than Ty with Sora. Please someone help Kairi; she has the stupidest boyfriends on the planet.]
How do you think we would do a do-over right now, Sora?
[HE IS STUPID, BUT PLEASE. Maybe he's just extremely paranoid about how embarrassed he is about to be in .05 seconds when the two of them agree readily to start smooching each other.] Kairi. We know what a kiss is! [Well.] ...Well, I do.
[Has he ever had a kiss? No.]
Let's just... do a do-over.
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Shut up! [HE KNOWS WHAT A KISS IS.] Of course I do, and we can do a do-over...right now. I'm just saying it's not like we can all do it at the same time, right? So...
[...someone has to go first is his point. help him.]