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[personal profile] humblepie 2022-01-13 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[DON'T COUNT THAT AS A WIN!!

Kairi is so mean, damn. He's too stupid for this. His eyes flicker to Sora. There are three of them, so he's just, like, friends? Friends. But the way Kairi says it really makes his chest feel... weird. So he's also, like, hm. Hm? He's stupid, but he's not completely stupid.]


You are with us.

[Usually.

He can't even say Sora is better at this stuff than him. Sora is also stupid, but Sora is better at just... saying feelings. Sora... your girlfriend...]
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[personal profile] starcracker 2022-01-13 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ riku says that and it takes everything in her not to laugh at him? he's so stupid. he's soooo stupid. she doesn't expect anything from either of them, so she manages to just hum a vague agreement (they haven't been together all three of them since the islands fell for more than like, a week or two, but it's fine) when sora speaks up next. and it's-- yes. that feeling, exactly. she does laugh this time, a soft fond thing. at least one of them gets it.

which means she's grabbing their hands again, lacing her fingers together with sora and riku both. they do not get to say no. ]


Yeah. That's exactly it. [ and because she thinks she needs to emphasize it for riku, who is being so slow. ] We were always best friends, but... it's a deeper connection than that, now. Isn't it?
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[personal profile] humblepie 2022-01-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he's truly not getting it. Well, he gets it surprisingly, but he doesn't know what this has to do with him specifically.

He sort of glances between the two of them like, "It does?" but not because he doesn't think so. It's more he's not sure if he fits into this equation. This is just digiku all over again, help. It's what happens when you kinda sorta like a girl, but you also kinda sorta get too caught up in the ideal of protecting a girl to prove a really dumbass point.

And now you're left left with, "I'll see myself out, goodbye," except Kairi takes both of their hands, and he can't escape now.]


You two are making it sound like we're...

[Wait. The clouds part, and the light shines through, wow. It dawns on him!! It dawns on him so quickly he's left looking like shocked Pikachu.]
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[personal profile] starcracker 2022-01-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ it dawned on him so you could say riku... found his way... to the dawn...

kairi lets sora basically force them into an even tighter cuddle pile without complaint, blushing a little now that sora's actually put it out there with words. it is what she wants, so she's pretending she is not blushing, though, huddling up to both of them. ]


If you want to be. [ they aren't already, she wants to emphasize that, and wants to emphasize that it's a choice for the both of them still, too. ] But I know I don't want to be with anyone else like that. Just you two.
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[personal profile] humblepie 2022-01-14 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why did Sora have to speak the word into the universe like that? Damn. Don't perceive his red face. ALSO HUSH, THE PUN.

Sora reaches for his hand, and he doesn't even think to complain about twisting a little closer to both of them. He really opens his mouth to tell Sora to not just say it like that, like it's for sure, but then KAIRI backs Sora up.]


The three of us? [Imagine the boy friend and girl friend who you think are together but you kind of like too say you're hot and ask if you're in.] Well... I wouldn't want to be with anyone else either.

Um, I mean... I don't.

[Since they made it sound official.]
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[personal profile] starcracker 2022-01-15 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ despite everything, she's a little relieved when riku confirms he feels the same way. and sora's so sure of things all of a sudden, not even a little flustered, it's sort of... catching. so kairi grins brightly ]

Okay. Then, let's make it official! [ she squeezes both of their hands ] Do you want to date, all three of us together?
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[personal profile] humblepie 2022-01-18 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Help him. He can feel himself being swallowed by the bed in the truck and the ground beneath, but at a rate way too slow to hide the embarrassment.

How the fck is Sora always like this? So confident in what he just suddenly decides!!

He hides his face in Kairi’s arm and neck, but manages to laugh in an exhale, exasperated in an extremely fond way.]


You two are just going to say it like that, huh?

[Sorry he’s the virgin!!!]

I guess… if it’s fine with you two. We can date. Are you sure?
Edited (NO I HIT SUBMIT BEFORE I FINISHED he sounded like an asshole) 2022-01-18 14:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] starcracker 2022-01-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ she shares the look with sora, even though it's hard for her to fight back her smile long enough for it. yeah! that's their idiot boyfriend who has to ask to make sure. riku's hiding in her shoulder and she leans her head against his a little with a laugh ]

It changes a few things. [ correcting sora softly. it's done! she's giddy! she is going to make so much fun of both of them. ] For example... now you guys can't just stand there like idiots if I kiss you.

[ which is a roundabout way of saying now they can kiss :) if they want to :) ]
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[personal profile] humblepie 2022-01-19 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY DID HE JUST SAY YUP SO QUICKLY, HELP.]

At least give it some thought, Sora...

[This is said in an exasperated way, but not a, "PLEASE actually give it some thought" so much as "I can't believe I'm surprised yet again my now boyfriend has never used any braincells in his life" way.

Don't make fun of them.

He softly cracks his head against Kairi's when he whips his back so fast from the shock of what she says. He winces in the midst of the surprise.]


What? We didn't... the first time...

[Please make fun of them.]
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[personal profile] starcracker 2022-01-20 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WINCING WHEN RIKU CRACKS HIS HEAD ON HERS, WHAT THE HELL. but she's still so amused by both of them she's snickering while she rubs her jaw where it hit. it's fine. she forgives him for sucking.

both of them, she should say, considering. ]


You're both lucky you guys are cute when you're flustered. [ she's pointedly not answering sora, even though yes. of course it was not their first one. that was on the cheek, idiot. but it's funnier if she pretends it counts now. ] It's okay. We can have a do over now, if you want.

[ she expects neither of them to take the offer right away. she just loves bullying. ]
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[personal profile] humblepie 2022-01-21 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
It shouldn't?

[He says this with a soft, but tight voice, like he's absolutely worried that means they have not had a first kiss, and so--

Well, what Kairi says is what he figured would happen really.]
Do over...? [Oh no.

Kairi wants to KISS! FOR REAL. He's such a stupid boy. He knows Sora is just going to basically says YUP again and be down. Hold on, this is all so fast for him.]


Right now?
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[personal profile] starcracker 2022-01-23 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ absolutely surrounded by idiots, holy shit. they're so lucky she thinks it's funny and charming. riku looks like he is so stressed about the prospect and sora is trying to math emoji three people. it's amazing. she's going to make fun of them about this forever. ]

You guys do know what a kiss is, don't you? [ they do, of course, but at some point she has to take shots when they are this easy. ] Or do I have to explain how it works?

[ she says it teasingly and yet looks absolutely like she would explain to them how kissing works in a heart beat ]
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[personal profile] humblepie 2022-01-27 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[returns from covid hell

Unfortunately, I am not any more help with this boy than Ty with Sora. Please someone help Kairi; she has the stupidest boyfriends on the planet.]


How do you think we would do a do-over right now, Sora?

[HE IS STUPID, BUT PLEASE. Maybe he's just extremely paranoid about how embarrassed he is about to be in .05 seconds when the two of them agree readily to start smooching each other.] Kairi. We know what a kiss is! [Well.] ...Well, I do.

[Has he ever had a kiss? No.]

Let's just... do a do-over.