coinoperation: (and kill the envious moon)

[personal profile] coinoperation 2021-12-30 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Attempted murder wast his charge!

[ just kind of doing a twirl and stabbing gesture here ]

A woman walking on her merry way, when lo, a knife did come upon her out the fog! A stab in the back, an unkind cut indeed, and with that one cut was that great tree fell'd!

My neighbour didst have the misfortune of being nearby when the deed occurred, and fled in fear, scattering his just-purchased books upon the road. All who saw assumed his flight to be that of a criminal from the scene of his crime!
Edited (looks back half a day later and wonders why my 6 am brain thought that contraction made sense) 2021-12-30 20:34 (UTC)
coinoperation: (and see our moonlight revels)

[personal profile] coinoperation 2021-12-30 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ok i'm glad you played that case because i'm now spoiling the end of it here lmao ]

I was myself no spectator, but as I would understand it, 'twas a matter of finding the loose threads in the witnesses' webs of words and pulling 'til they did come unravell'd, and rewriting the narrative accordingly.

In the end, lo, 'twas but an unthinkable accident — a knife from an open window above [ now just miming a knife plummeting down from the sky ], and the pitiable woman an utter victim of circumstance! For one born under such an unlucky star, that she doth still breathe seems a miracle!
coinoperation: (the eye of man hath not heard)

[personal profile] coinoperation 2021-12-31 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ a nod at the first part; it's not entirely accurate, but close enough. ]

Beg pardon— squirrels? And these were people from our number here?

[ is herlock sholmes spying on him????? ]